I'm Too Normal for This: Hotel Etiquette: 12 Simple Rules for ...

And yes, I realize that you have brought your entire clan to this hotel for some crazy family reunion weekend, but there are other guests here and your Ocho Cinco impressions are prohibiting the rest of us from using the facilities. ... However, I book a non-smoking hotel because cigarette smoke gives me a massive headache and I have a toddler in tow. So if you want to smoke either go outside to the boardwalk and do it there or book another hotel, but to think that ...